A Beard is a Wish Your Heart Makes
youre-hardtohold:


bipolarkirkland:

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

f1rstperson:

capjaneway:

billbuttlicker-:

i’m a film student

I’m DYING.

This is art.


albinoninetales:

playing pokemon as a kidimage

playing pokemon as an adultimage

(Source: leggo-my-eggos)


theclearlydope:

Watch this flow. 

(Source: duragdaddy)


pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD, GODDAMMIT!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.