A Beard is a Wish Your Heart Makes
lavagatrabajadoble:

STAND WITH SURVIVORS AT COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY
hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun
neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding meDad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship
tree-gasm:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."


did you just quote spongebob
Start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
Literally, ignore them.
Say nothing.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space.
- Alex Elle  (via sunflower-mama)

(Source: alexandraelle)