A Beard is a Wish Your Heart Makes

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”


abeardisawish:

Guess which mug makes me feel the most powerful

The one I’m using, obviously

jaclcfrost:

[points to lee pace] yes


mihrstears:

send this to your crush. just. just do it

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)


cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 


coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)


I live in perpetual fear of getting a splinter from a popsicle stick


joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no